People who apologize to their significant others over facebook statuses and tumblr posts- SHUT. UP. Stop being a little bitch, and apologize to them in person. Ugh.

I asked my 5 year old, Jenna, to sing Twinkle Twinkle while she was doing her back float…

Result?

I’M ON A BOAT! I’M ON A BOAT! EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME—

and then I stopped her, she just laughed.

I can’t even -____-

You only talk to people when they will benefit you, you treat your friends like shit, you’re inconsiderate, your temper is atrocious, and you’re ridiculously immature.

ASDFJKL;